A few movies that coulnd’t take down Avatar splooge-a-thon.

the upheaval is endless… so much media to consume….i am currently shooting “The Wire” into my veins and indulging every moment of this Baltimore crime drama. Also my ratio(download/upload) is almost at the point of no return so i have to slow my roll on the online media. fuck being nice on the internet, putting my virtual cock in a ball and chain. anyways there really hasnt been anything good out lately, maybe wolfman, maybe shutter island but who knows until this ratio problem is fixed.

so…i will continue with my halfwritten entries from the land before time. During Avatar winning streak(box office #1) a slew of garbage came out.

Daybreakers

Daybreakers has a really cool idea, but fails to do anything with it, its like in American Pie when hes got gold in his room, and he busts to soon. The story revolves around a vampire ruled land, where humans are harvested as food. Typical yeah, but the way the new society is set up has not been done, underground tunnels, everything is catered to a vampire. And the vampire isn’t one of those lame as ones, its legit, invisible in mirrors, fangs, everything except turning into a bat, but actually they do do that HAH in a weird fucking way. The movie has a very marry shelly van helsing feel. Like any one sided genocidal race movie, there is always a search for a cure, and let me tell you the cure in this movie was really fucking stupid. The cure was discovered by launching William Dafoe out a window, comedic yes, making any sense no. I thought the idea of a entire vampire society was great, and i like how they didnt try to explain the magical abilities of vampires, except the part of how one becomes a vampire. The movie sucked, dont watch it. Ethan hawke is a pale lookalike jew, and dude from jurassic park (sam neil) was just weak.  You expect greatness from Dafoe but bad writers can easily cure this belief.

Youth In Revolt

So this cera kid, is just trying to get some -tang. which he seems to be doing in all his movies. Oh look at me im this silly white kid, and my awkwardness shows uniqueness and maybe one day some slut will do me, oooh thats what love is. Fuck you. So Cera hates his life, and he narates, and he basically tries to be a bad ass to impress this christian chick. In the end he just loads of stupid shit cause hes a scared boy. … people say the best part of this movie is alter ego this french dude, it had its laughs, but it also had its i dont give a fuck. The movie as whole gave me a few chuckles, but story wise plot wise was just a introverted version of any “hs tried to get laid movie”, i was also intoxicated one way or another during this movie, due to me not giving a fuck. I also hear that they only did half the book, so yeah micahel cera you’re a fucking evil mastermind trying to get hipster chicks to like you, and thats cool in a way…

Edge of Darkness

Mel Gibson first role in 10 years, remake of a classic, and no real advertising except the overkill of posters in LA i saw. You know i watch the trailer and i was like HOHOHO another “TAKEN” hmmm neg. The movie tries to go indepth about the investigation of his daughtesr death. The story was slow and not really entertaining. For instance, the bad guys capture him, and lock him up, and he breaks out right away and runs to the bad bosses house. Why was this capture scene even necessary when he takes out two guys and runs all the way back… bah. Ok the action scenes are disgustingly awesome, im sure allot of you wont watch this so *SPOILER …. his daughter pukes, they get ready to leave for the hospital, as they open the front door, BLAM shot gun in the chest…. disgustingly awesome right, its like OOHH SHIT BUT FUCKKKKKK THAT WAS SICK…. you dont really feel for the daughter, you are mostly overwhelmed with how surprisingly intense that scene was. I thought this movie would be an action flick, it had lack of it, and story wise was overly complicated for its own good. Taking two sittings to finish a movie is never good. If you want to watch two really fucking  OHHHH SHITTT scenes, check it out, otherwise dont bother.

which leads me to I want to watch “From Paris with Love” or is it one night in paris, who knows.

i have time so maybe ill write two more, oh shit i gotta jet.

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2 responses to “A few movies that coulnd’t take down Avatar splooge-a-thon.

  1. Pink

    ray ray, youre slowing down. sounds like you may have to quit that cushy job at the gen. to make more time. im very upset with you.

  2. Anonymous

    Sikk so sik

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