Woah HOWDY, coming@you from your local happy donuts. Im looking through some drafts i wrote a few weeks ago for some post, and boy are these fuckers outdated. here is a taste
“TOP 5 OSCAR picks
The Hurt Locker
Up in the Air
This year the academy will most likely be nominating these five movies, why cause they’re weren’t any better movies to there standards. A general concesus on the internet community has been observed.
Ive seen these five, I don’t think any of them are cumshot great. The best movie overall I would say is “UP in the Air”. Best action, hurt locker DUH, avatar had a pretty sweet fight scene at the end. I pray to god avatar does not win”
what is this gibber jabber garble fuck your mother. Well since then, i did some browsing this is the first year the academy will nominate 10 fucking movies for best picture, since who knows when. The nominees for this year are…
[Avatar, The Blindside, An Education, District 9, Hurt Locker, Inglorious Basterds, Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Up in the Air]
I will reiterate how i feel of this primal selection, I have seen everything besides “an education” ,”a serious man”,”blindside”. I want to see a serious man. The rest i could care less for” aww look at me i need help for football, let my loving family take you in”… BORING WHO THE FUCK CARES. As for the ones ive seen, they are all good in there own ways, i think they are great for what they are. district 9 if you want to see some fucking aliens get dominated, and some sick ass sci fi shit, sweet, but if you want to see a dumb fuck, fuck up everything don’t watch it. But what i can say definitively IN my Opinion, none of these are comparable to previous movies that have won best picture. Mutiny on the Bounty? Casablanca? The King and I? Ben Hur? The Graduate? The Godfather? The Sting? One Flew over the Cookoos? the list continues… The only one i think is worthwhile is “Up in the Air” from the ones i have seen. This year selection in movies just suck, most of the movies weren’t that good, “Precious” was unbearable with its irradict scenes. Even though “Hurt Locker” has some awesome explosion scenes, i thought the way it dwelled into a soliders mind during war was very hollywood, like the main character is a walking contradiction. I would like to see “Port of Call, Bad Lieutenant New Orleans” on there, nicholas cage does a phenomenal job acting as a corrupt cop who gets the job done. But i am purdy sure Avatar will win this fuck fest because of people going “OOHH BEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN ” and “OOOH IT MADE SO MUCH MONEY”, seeing as how these are trends for winners in the last decade. Big $$$ usually wins best picture, lotr, titanic.. . SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I FUCK IT.